In a shocking move, Northgate have been contacted by a member of the public who has corrected them on how old they actually are. Given they were formed in 1991, this makes them officially 23 this year.
A Northgate spokesman said, “It’s getting hard to remember how old the team is, mainly due to the ridiculously hard training we put in for our art. It really is rather tiring. Oh yes, there’s the beer too, but we’re sure that’s not the reason.”
He then giggled, hiccuped and returned to the bar.